The Most Serene Republic of Squishyland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Squishy Panther population. The hard-working population of 3.06 billion Squishylandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong Squishylandian economy, worth 173 trillion Belly Rubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,543 Belly Rubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Squishyland's national animal is the Squishy Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Squishyland is ranked 152,273^rd in the world and 7^th in Sparrow for Safest, scoring 57.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.