The Kingdom of Southerlands is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.01 billion Southermen are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southerlands City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Southern economy, worth 514 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 64,274 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,811 per year while the poor average 4,259, a ratio of 95.3 to 1.

Southerlands Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and Southerlands has designated Southerlands City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Southerlands's national animal is the eagle.

Southerlands is ranked 79,056^th in the world and 2,551^st in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.68 weapons per person.