The Oppressed Peoples of Socialandi is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 68 million Socialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The Socialandian economy, worth 3.56 trillion Tearss of Men a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,351 Tearss of Men, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialandi's national animal is the Queen.

Socialandi is ranked 225,629^th in the world and 138^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.