The Kingdom of Snalov is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 1.431 billion Snalovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Snalovian economy, worth 68.0 trillion Royal Snals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,493 Royal Snals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Snalov's national animal is the Snail.

Snalov is ranked 134,003^rd in the world and 5,413^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 66.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.