The Empire of Smonfuggre is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.204 billion Smonfuggreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The strong Smonfuggrean economy, worth 76.6 trillion glitters a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 63,616 glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, ghost regiments exist only on paper, the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored', and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smonfuggre's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Smonfuggre is ranked 245,018^th in the world and 9,971^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 581.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.