The Republic of SmitopBot93 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.312 billion SmitopBot93ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot93ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,961 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,163 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the property market is in a bit of a state. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SmitopBot93's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SmitopBot93 is ranked 54,805^th in the world and 27^th in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 566.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.