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Most Subsidized Industry: 77thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197thLargest Mining Sector: 319th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Pride and Industry
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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SmitopBot92

Population10.333 billion

Currencylira
Animaldolphin

The Republic of SmitopBot92 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.333 billion SmitopBot92ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot92ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,089 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,964 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot92's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SmitopBot92 is ranked 42,210th in the world and 23rd in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 714.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 77thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197thLargest Mining Sector: 319thMost Ignorant Citizens: 360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 404thMost Corrupt Governments: 438thMost Avoided: 745thMost Devout: 765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,003rdLargest Black Market: 1,078thMost Efficient Economies: 1,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,467thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,823rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,161stLargest Governments: 3,419thMost Primitive: 4,286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,672ndFattest Citizens: 4,728thMost Patriotic: 5,388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,656thHighest Economic Output: 7,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,078thLargest Retail Industry: 8,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,251stNudest: 11,882ndTop
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Most Influential: 15,791stMost Stationary: 17,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,217th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SmitopBot92 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, nation-building is the new national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, all restaurants close before dinner time.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.

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