Population | 10.333 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | dolphin |
The Republic of SmitopBot92 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.333 billion SmitopBot92ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot92ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,089 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,964 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot92's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
SmitopBot92 is ranked 42,210th in the world and 23rd in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 714.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SmitopBot92 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, nation-building is the new national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, all restaurants close before dinner time.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
- : Following new legislation in SmitopBot92, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.