The Republic of SmitopBot89 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.267 billion SmitopBot89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot89ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,657 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the government has swiped left on the whole internet, and the government prefers to leave the past buried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot89's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SmitopBot89 is ranked 75,411^th in the world and 37^th in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 395.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.