The Republic of SmitopBot75 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.255 billion SmitopBot75ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot75ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,159 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 210,590 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in SmitopBot75, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SmitopBot75's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmitopBot75 is ranked 10,959^th in the world and 96^th in SmitopBots for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,341.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.