The Republic of SmitopBot70 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, fear of technology, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.289 billion SmitopBot70ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot70ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,494 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 242,438 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the nation is devoted to world peas, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SmitopBot70's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SmitopBot70 is ranked 254,860^th in the world and 95^th in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.