The Republic of SmitopBot64 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.31 billion SmitopBot64ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot64ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion baht a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,792 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in SmitopBot64, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot64's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmitopBot64 is ranked 14,580^th in the world and 9^th in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,439.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.