The Republic of SmitopBot58 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.253 billion SmitopBot58ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot58ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,832 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,244 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The panther stadiums are open 24/7, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SmitopBot58's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmitopBot58 is ranked 286,618^th in the world and 107^th in SmitopBots for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.