The Republic of SmitopBot113 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.21 billion SmitopBot113ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot113ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,652 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. SmitopBot113's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SmitopBot113 is ranked 34,155^th in the world and 16^th in SmitopBots for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 842.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.