The Republic of Slumped is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.072 billion Slumpedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Slumpedian economy, worth 160 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,359 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Slumped's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slumped is ranked 146,613^th in the world and 5,651^st in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.07 billion capita.