The Most Serene Commonwealth of Skivx is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Skivx with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.515 billion Skivxes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skivx. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Skivxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Skivxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,066 Skivxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Skivx sacrifices, and Skivx's Twitcher account is typically used to share Skivx memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown. Skivx's national animal is the Skivx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skivx.

Skivx is ranked 2,946^th in the world and 1^st in ISAF2 for Safest, scoring 140.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.