The Incorporated States of Skimbleshanks is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 902 million Skimbleshanksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Skimbleshanksian economy, worth 38.0 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,157 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skimbleshanks's national animal is the Kitsune.

Skimbleshanks is ranked 133,554^th in the world and 1^st in Mesopotamia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 106.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.