The Queendom of Sitonai is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.951 billion Sitonaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The Sitonaian economy, worth 241 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,026 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the Sitonaian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sitonai's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sitonai is ranked 125,877^th in the world and 2,459^th in Ambition for Largest Populations, with 3.95 billion capita.