The Republic of Sirnumen is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.496 billion Sirnumenians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Sirnumenian economy, worth 325 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,276 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,409 per year while the poor average 6,193, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Sirnumen's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sirnumen is ranked 69,077^th in the world and 654^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.