The Republic of Siradivakli is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning robot population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.062 billion Siradivaklians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The strong Siradivaklian economy, worth 328 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,550 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Robot Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is moderate. Siradivakli's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Siradivakli is ranked 198,158^th in the world and 1^st in Borealias for Safest, scoring 42.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.