The Kingdom of Sindav is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 94 million Sindavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The strong Sindavian economy, worth 5.48 trillion Khivoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,263 Khivoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Sindav's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sindav is ranked 79,384^th in the world and 1,786^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.