The Kingdom of Simonica is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning None population. The hard-working population of 342 million Simonicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Simonican economy, worth 14.3 trillion Nones a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,749 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonica's national animal is the None.

Simonica is ranked 186,588^th in the world and 1^st in Thal for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.