The Republic of Simonagana is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 415 million Simonaganans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Simonaganan economy, worth 10.6 trillion lycans a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,512 lycans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonagana's national animal is the anegrana.

Simonagana is ranked 233,059^th in the world and 17^th in Anegana for Largest Populations, with 415 million capita.