The Republic of Sieckistan is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.165 billion Sieckistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Sieckistanian economy, worth 148 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 24,007 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sieckistan's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sieckistan is ranked 203,839^th in the world and 5,008^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.