The Empire of Shinzan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.669 billion Shinzanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shinzanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,142 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shinzan's national animal is the Mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Shinzan is ranked 5,434^th in the world and 2^nd in Shinka for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,611.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.