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Most Armed: 7,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,961stMost Patriotic: 11,971st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Justice
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Shennith

Population4.235 billion

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Animalpanther

The Republic of Shennith is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.235 billion Shennithians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shennithian economy, worth 550 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,913 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Shennithians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shennith's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shennith is ranked 195,450th in the world and 611th in Cainitium for Safest, scoring 44.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Armed: 7,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,961stMost Patriotic: 11,971stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,499thLowest Crime Rates: 19,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,144thMost Developed: 20,770thLargest Black Market: 22,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,378thMost Authoritarian: 28,010thMost Devout: 28,128th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionMost Patriotic: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Shennithians.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
  • : Shennith was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Shennith, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.

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