The Republic of Shawniiii is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning wolf population. The cynical, devout population of 5.921 billion Shawniiiians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Shawniiiian economy, worth 176 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,775 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shawniiii's national animal is the wolf.

Shawniiii is ranked 223,313^th in the world and 5,858^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.93 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.