The Federation of Serbian_Soviet_Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vojislav Ljubicic with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.905 billion Serbs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth an astonishing 10,311 trillion Serbian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 369,538 Serbian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serbian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), Vojislav Ljubicic's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Beograd generates millions of views, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian_Soviet_Union's national animal is the two headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serbian_Soviet_Union is ranked 273,862^nd in the world and 1^st in Adriatic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.