The Holy Empire of Semangelaf is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 617 million Semangelafians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The Semangelafian economy, worth 33.4 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,198 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Semangelaf's national animal is the unicorn.

Semangelaf is ranked 146,436^th in the world and 2,845^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.