The United Socialist States of Seanstwantinople is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bacteria population. The hard-working population of 12.73 billion Seanstwantinopleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Seanstwantinoplean economy, worth 632 trillion Maizes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,656 Maizes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seanstwantinople's national animal is the bacteria, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seanstwantinople is ranked 118,888^th in the world and 2,629^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.