The Grand Duchy of Sdudeti-Karabak is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Duke Conrad Van Vinkel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 23.824 billion Sdudeti-Karabakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Van Janusekstadt. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sdudeti-Karabakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,002 trillion Karabak Prands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,038 Karabak Prands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Sdudeti-Karabakian can expect a strongly worded letter, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sdudeti-Karabak's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sdudeti-Karabak is ranked 40,005^th in the world and 6^th in Esamir for Safest, scoring 105.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.