The Empire of Scordi is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.996 billion Scordians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The strong Scordian economy, worth 197 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,327 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scordi's national animal is the crocodile.

Scordi is ranked 171,472^nd in the world and 7,851^st in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 421.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.