Population | 3.411 billion |
Capital | Pookie |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | gram |
Animal | panther |
The Commonwealth of Scooteristan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.411 billion Scooteristas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pookie. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Scooteristanian economy, worth 243 trillion grams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,403 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scooteristan's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Scooteristan is ranked 139,525th in the world and 101st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Populations, with 3.41 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, cops in Pookie spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- : Following new legislation in Scooteristan, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 27 » Yodle, Lemona, The Washington Federation, Mars Hotel, Asturii, Greater Drussi, Hitentherps, Santu Surgo, Ardeyn, United Lovervyche, Celist, Enricia, The Bankland, Voxelburg, Puttt, Nirmolland, Amonagus, Gine Caruttiva, Vladyslak, Placuchia, Partisan Italy, Achrom, Pyhdon, Claibornia, America the Greater, Western Arba Fir, and Chivka.