The Kingdom of Schwyzia is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 80 million Schwyzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Schwyzian economy, worth 3.35 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,913 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Schwyzia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwyzia is ranked 226,195^th in the world and 332^nd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.