The Federation of Schweinlandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.13 billion Schweinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salzbruk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The strong Schweinlandian economy, worth 782 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,578 Schillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,540 per year while the poor average 15,413, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Students cut up leftover Schillings during Arts and Crafts, the government snoops on private internet connections, protests are illegal, and Schweinlandia has designated Salzbruk as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schweinlandia's national animal is the Black Eagle.

Schweinlandia is ranked 88,134^th in the world and 2^nd in The Free Republican States for Safest, scoring 86.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.