The Constitutional Monarchy of Schwabien is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Da Danimann with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.332 billion Schwabs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwabien City. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schwabian economy, worth 922 trillion Swabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,043 Swabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwabien's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwabien is ranked 92,628^th in the world and 3,599^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,339.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.