The Russian Federation of Schestob is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imran Zakhaev with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.796 billion Russians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,620 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,548 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,847 per year while the poor average 56,716, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Visiting the best Russian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Moscow to enjoy their national art, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schestob's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Schestob is ranked 45,358^th in the world and 76^th in Carcassonne for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,716.91 Standard Monetary Units.