The Federal Republic of Schengenistas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emmanuel Zelensky with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.853 billion Schengenistas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Schengenistasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Newroes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,434 Newroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Schengenistas's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Schengenistas is ranked 74,095^th in the world and 3,961^st in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,510.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.