The Lunar Kingdom of Sazlhurne is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saturnia Shadowlight with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.14 billion Sazlhurneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saturne. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sazlhurnean economy, worth a remarkable 3,117 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 341,082 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sazlhurne's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Sazlhurne is ranked 505^th in the world and 30^th in Lunaria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 88.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.