The Republic of Sayville is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 201 million Sayvilleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Sayvillean economy, worth 7.17 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,657 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sayville's national animal is the eagle.

Sayville is ranked 143,238^th in the world and 551^st in Concord for Safest, scoring 61.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.