The Corporate Imperium of Satn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Irene IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.498 billion Satinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Satinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion Köinsterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 249,769 Köinsterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satn's national animal is the Augustine Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Satn is ranked 6,389^th in the world and 4^th in Valaryia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,597.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.