The Republic of Sasketchewan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.548 billion Sasketchewanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sasketchewanian economy, worth 133 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,362 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Air Sasketchewan tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, Sasketchewan City spends billions upgrading public transport, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sasketchewan's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sasketchewan is ranked 224,758^th in the world and 4,060^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.