The Federal Republic of Sarelo is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.615 billion Sareleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The all-consuming Sareloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Sarelis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 112,381 Sarelis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sarelo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sarelo is ranked 59,732^nd in the world and 3,080^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.