The Loving Couple of Sapphic-Ship is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kings Father with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.806 billion Sapphic-Shipians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Witch Arena. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sapphic-Shipian economy, worth 409 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,598 snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,865 per year while the poor average 10,527, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, vehicular homicide by Sapphic-Shipian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapphic-Ship's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

Sapphic-Ship is ranked 267,025^th in the world and 291^st in Morpheus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.