The Community of Samosastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.739 billion Samoosans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sambosa. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samosastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,078 trillion samosas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,160 samosas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, Top Hat Wearing Monkey is one of the most popular forenames in Samosastan, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown. Samosastan's national animal is the top hat wearing monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samosastan is ranked 262,256^th in the world and 3,499^th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.