The Kingdom of Salveris is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 93 million Salverisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Salverisian economy, worth 2.97 trillion Pyrs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,944 Pyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the term "Native Salverisian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salveris's national animal is the Sheep.

Salveris is ranked 44,336^th in the world and 947^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.