The Republic of Salmonbergs is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 6.391 billion Salmonbergsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Salmonbergsian economy, worth 394 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,651 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salmonbergs's national animal is the falcon.

Salmonbergs is ranked 209,482^nd in the world and 10^th in Archdemocratzia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.