The Lunar Kingdom of Saizreise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ceresia Shadowlight with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.187 billion Saizreiseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceres. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saizreisean economy, worth a remarkable 3,125 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 340,178 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saizreise's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Saizreise is ranked 473^rd in the world and 33^rd in Lunaria for Safest, scoring 190.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.