The Democratic Republic of Saintfu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spiro Maddox with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.284 billion Saintfuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The all-consuming Saintfuan economy, worth 247 trillion Freedom Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,158 Freedom Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned Axolotl is considered a national priority, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime is totally unknown. Saintfu's national animal is the Axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cult of the Spirits.

Saintfu is ranked 66,487^th in the world and 3,965^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,553.6 Standard Monetary Units.