The Republic of Sailsts is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.817 billion Sailstsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Sailstsian economy, worth 273 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,836 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,181 per year while the poor average 11,593, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sailsts's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sailsts is ranked 244,336^th in the world and 21^st in Bigtopia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 112 on the Gilded Widget Scale.