The Matriarchy of Sa-Androreva is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Matron Medea Davitaia with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.536 billion Androreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luashuki. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Androren economy, worth 135 trillion pondoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,406 pondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Matron Medea Davitaia has just been declared ruler of Sa-Androreva in an international press conference, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sa-Androreva's national animal is the coral snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sa-Androreva is ranked 126,839^th in the world and 114^th in Sparkalia for Most Patriotic, with 12.67 flags saluted per person per day.